Absinthe & Cookies (a bit bitter, a bit sweet)

Hey, when people want a real post, you just can't torquemada their demands.

Bring the Comfy Chair!

In fact, Jay, you can't torquemada anything!

...our chief weapon is surprise. Surprise and fear. Our TWO chief weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless efficiency. Our THREE, our three chief weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope and...amongst our weapons...um, amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope and these flashy red uniforms and...I'll come in again.

;-)

In fact, nobody expects the Spanish Anywherenearquisition because the Spanish usually stay Farawayfromquisition.

Ummmm, ummmm, uh, nobody, uh, nobody expects, uh, nobody expects the, um, the um, Spanish, um nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, uhhh, um, and, uh, in fact, those who DO expect the Spanish Inquisition...