September 29, 2005
I'm Just Saying It, Since I know You're Thinking It
The fires in SoCal = global warming. Cus it's what? Uh huh... it's warm! And fires are....? That's right! And the Santa Anna winds? Yes! They're WARM! So it's obviously George Bush's fault. That, and Karl Rove's lightening machine. You can't hide the truth from me! No siree bob. And speaking of Bush -- where is he? I saw people sitting in the Von's parking lot this morning on TV. They'd been there all night. Why hasn't he shown up yet to hug a single one of the refugees? It's because he hates Southern Californians. Damn it, he hates all Californians! I think we need to travel to D.C. and meet up with Cindy and protest! Who's with me? And we can take out Rove's lightening machine while we're at it!
(this is my brain on no tea yet)
Posted by Ithildin at September 29, 2005 8:24 AM | PROCURE FINE OLD WORLD ABSINTHE
He doesn't go to California for the same reason that he doesn't go to NAACP conventions. If we can't go Uptown together we ain't goin Downtown together.
Posted by: Joe in WI at October 1, 2005 4:25 PM