This is about a stray mountain goat ending up in someone's garage. This bit gave me a laugh:
Posted by Ithildin at August 19, 2005 4:18 PM | PROCURE FINE OLD WORLD ABSINTHE
Probst opened the garage's other bay door hoping to give the goat an escape route, but the critter went farther inside. It soon leaped onto the hood of the pickup truck parked in the second bay.
The goat started walking in circles on the hood, lowering its horned head and stomping a hoof on its metal perch, she said.
After Probst tied up the dog and called for an animal control officer, she grabbed a camera - in case her insurance company doubted a goat-related coverage claim, if needed.