June 22, 2005

Since No One Wants To Talk To Me Today...

I'm going to go DESTROY THE EARTH!! [insert evil cackle] It won't even be hard, 'cus they tell you how to do it right on the internet. In fact, they give you ten ways to do it, not just ONE! How cool is that, really? Gosh Damn!

Let this be a lesson to you all for next time when you don't comment. Oh, right, there won't be a next time because of that whole planet destroying thing. Maybe I could threaten it just a little...

Now, for the Dyson Sphere...

(via that most evil of genuises, Jonah Goldberg.)

Posted by Ithildin at June 22, 2005 3:26 PM | PROCURE FINE OLD WORLD ABSINTHE

Well I've my lightbulb and my shovel. Off to read the instructions carefully for my choice of global destruction.

Posted by: Rachel Ann at June 23, 2005 7:23 AM