March 15, 2005
A Call To Action!
I was watching "24" last night, and I'm shocked, angry, and appalled! How dare they portray a pale, red headed man conspiring with terrorists! I think FOX needs to do some groveling and air some PSAs to atone. Towards that goal, I hereby announce the formation of CRHAPP -- Coalition for Red Headed And Pale People. I urge you to give generously so we may fight the bias in Hollywood. I mean, who do they think they are? It's like how they always portray IRA terrorists as well, Irish. This anti-Celtic bias must be stopped. Again, I urge you to give generously so I may quit my job and spend that time wrting press releases and traveling the country to speak on any TV news program that I can coerce into having me on. I'm willing to make this sacrifice for you. Won't you join me?
Remember, if it's nay Scottish, it's CRHAPP! (I have no idea what that means really, but once the foundation is flush with funds, I'll pay some researchers to find out)
Posted by Ithildin at March 15, 2005 9:40 AM | PROCURE FINE OLD WORLD ABSINTHE
CRHAPP - you may be a carrottop, but you don't have to let them treat you like a red-headed stepchild!
Posted by: Jenna at March 15, 2005 1:01 PMThey also portrayed a red-haired woman as a shrewish egomaniac who left her poor husband after he ruined his life trying to save hers. It's a conspiracy against the red-haired, I say! Where's Oliver Stone?
Posted by: kathleen at March 15, 2005 6:05 PMYe gods ! All blue eyed depicted blonds as Swedes are coming next ! :)
Posted by: Paul at March 16, 2005 2:05 AMYe gods ! All blue eyed depicted blonds as Swedes are coming next ! :)
Posted by: Paul at March 16, 2005 2:05 AM
Hee-hee. CHRAPP. Hee.
Posted by: Princess Jami at March 15, 2005 12:41 PM