November 2, 2004

The Bitch Pledge

Going to have to go along with Spoons on this one.

I hearby pledge that if Kerry [gurgle] is elected [choke] I'm going to be a grade "A" bitch about it. I swear! Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye.

That's a pledge you can take to the bank!

Who else wants to take the "Bitch Pledge"? Come on, you know you want to!

Posted by Ithildin at November 2, 2004 5:57 PM | PROCURE FINE OLD WORLD ABSINTHE

I merely reserve the right to say I told you so in that case.

Posted by: caltechgirl at November 2, 2004 6:09 PM

::raising my hand to take the pledge::

Posted by: CrankyBeach at November 2, 2004 6:21 PM

Pledge pledge what pledge the one those dweebs at the 9th curcutt court of idiots dont want us to say becuase of one erk face micheal newdow? or is a it apledge to obediance to the all mighty borge?

Posted by: condor at November 2, 2004 6:27 PM

Totally!

I mean, that's what my wife says. More or less.

I pledge to be a total son-of-a-bitch.

Thank you, and good night!

Posted by: Monkey Ben at November 2, 2004 10:06 PM

We're pledging to Victor Borge?!

Posted by: Mickey at November 3, 2004 4:27 AM

and yet you complain about democrats being sons-of-bitches about the bush victory. Takes two to tango, doesn't it?

Posted by: aphrael at November 5, 2004 2:33 PM

Aphrael, you know I could respond to you, but every time I take the time to reply to a comment of yours, you never respond, so why bother, eh?

But what the hell, I'll try yet again.

When I call Dems, fascists, Nazis, Brown Shirts, and every other insult I've had hurled at me, then you can complain. But since I haven't, and probably will never since my mother brought me up better, then you can go tango with someone else, k?

See? This is the reward for being nice and turning the other cheek and a prime example of why I'm getting sick and tired of it.

In case you hadn't noticed, the post was written before the election was final. And I hate to dissapoint you, but unlike the guys on your side, I wouldn't be saying stuff like this. If you equate a tongue in cheek post with the crap being said about Republicans by your side, then this whole response if freaking hopeless, isn't it?

But do unto others right? Would it make you happier if I started hurling abuse at all you Dems? Cus I can learn.

Yes, I'm ticked off. Could you tell? And if I'm such a horrible person, why on earth do you keep coming back? That's what I really don't get.

Posted by: Ith at November 5, 2004 3:07 PM