August 5, 2004

Somewhere Over The Rainbow

Apparently, rainbows are the exclusive domain of the left, and anyone else using them is a bigoted hatemonger. I have to say that this news truly distresses me. See, I have a ton of unicorn stuff from when I was younger, and most of it has rainbows on it. So you realize what that means, I'm sure. Yes, unicorns are racist. Just think about it for a moment. Unicorns are usually what colour? Uh huh! And they're usually what sex? Male! My God!! It's been staring me in the face every morning as I pick up my unicorn with a rainbow cup off the bathroom counter! How could I have been so naive? So blind to the hate? Damn unicorns! They look soooo innocent, but evil lies in their bitter hearts.

Of course now I have to wonder what evil lurks in my dragons and hedgehogs....

Posted by Ithildin at August 5, 2004 9:13 AM | PROCURE FINE OLD WORLD ABSINTHE

Hmm, guess I have to take down my lovely AP of unicorns hanging in my school room as I don't want their evilness to infect my innocent children....

Posted by: Rae at August 5, 2004 10:59 AM

Drat. That genius Atrios has figured it out.

I actually kept a straight face during that. Can't now, but am not surprised at the post at all. Agree with Glenn he did an Emily there, but also suspect Hades will freeze over before he admits it (or gets it).

Must run, have to go put out as many rainbow wolves as I can...

Posted by: Laughing Wolf at August 5, 2004 12:24 PM

Not to mention the whole "only virgins" thing. How come succumbing to the urge to procreate means you can ride a horny horse?

I mean, what's up with that?

Posted by: John of ARgghhh! at August 6, 2004 12:01 PM

er, dang apostrophes, anyway.

*Can't* can't ride a horny horse.


Posted by: John of Argghhh! at August 6, 2004 12:02 PM

I went over to Atrios, admitted I owned the t-shirt (given to me by a black army buddy) and posted this:

Let's see what kind of storm that generates...

Posted by: John of Argghhh! at August 6, 2004 12:12 PM

You're such a trouble maker! I like that about you :)

Posted by: Ith at August 6, 2004 12:22 PM