August 21, 2004

Are Republican Men Better Looking?

I have heard it said that Republican women are prettier than Dem females, and well do I believe it. I mean, right down the line, from Eleanor Roosevelt to Bella Abzug to Hillary, lib gals are frumpy as a matter of anti-lookist principle. Who's enchanting across a crowded room, a YAF ingenue or a WTO demonstrator with colored milk barfed down her front?

But ladies, let's give our menfolk their due praise as well. There's just something about the Party of Lincoln that firms the jaw, fires the eye, enlivens the complexion, and squares the shoulders. You can spot em a mile away. Alas, they're usually married.

Our men are funny without cruelty, chivalrous without irony, charming without pandering, and smart without morbid brain disease. They can say hoo-ah without sounding like an idiot. I'd like to hear Kerry's hoo-ah. Probably much like Dean's yeaargh.

Republican women are not impressed with pretty-boy visages like Edwards'. Where Mrs. Kerry and the media see Adonis, we see but an animated Ken.

The compelling qualities of the Republican Man transcend classical standards. Who's hunkier, I ask: homely Abe Lincoln or Stephen A. Douglas? "Handsome is as handsome does" is only too true, and works overwhelmingly in the Republicans' favor.

Posted by at August 21, 2004 7:47 PM | PROCURE FINE OLD WORLD ABSINTHE

I might also note that Republican WOMEN can cut loose with a HOO-AH! that can beat any wimp Democrat man's best effort!

::evil grin::

Posted by: CrankyBeach at August 21, 2004 8:19 PM

As for myself, I find Dubya to be rather fetching, and were it that I were, oh, 40 years older, I think I might have a certain fondness for Rumsfeld.

Posted by: Katie at August 21, 2004 10:39 PM

I'm with Katie about Rumsfeld. Hot. And our current President is way sexier than his predecessor, imho. There's nothing sexier than a man who adores and is faithful to his wife.

Posted by: jen at August 22, 2004 4:45 PM

On the other hand, leftist chicks are, well, easy,which is one of the strongest reason to pass oneself off as a libertarian.

In case you were interested.

Posted by: Peter Sean Bradley at August 22, 2004 8:00 PM

What about Jackie O? Bony, undeserving society hanger-on, to be sure, but easy on the eyes. At least when she was married to the president.

Posted by: Mike at August 22, 2004 8:23 PM

Oh you crack me up. In about 1990, the LA Times had a big Sunday morning article about the social life in YAF, describing our friend Melanie Grace with the porcelain skin, long red hair and green eyes. They were right- she is and was beautiful. And then went on to describe some obnoxious chant they were shouting. ;^D. I wish I could find the article.

Posted by: irishlass at August 23, 2004 7:49 PM

Ith- did you get the e-mail I sent to your phone? I am sorry to have missed you- out laundry room is better, but it's gonna take a lot more work to take care of the problem at the source.

Did you find anything? How was the trip and what think thee of Cedar City?

P.S. You know what I think about Republican vs. Democrat beauty....:D

Posted by: Rae at August 24, 2004 7:15 AM