March 3, 2004
A Scary Tale
....As Jackson's minders rushed to his aid, a small silver-grey creature with bad teeth emerged from under the table and made off with the Oscar, shouting,"My precious! My precious!"Leaping from table to table, the creature harangued the assembled stars with claims that "he steals it from me, the fat hobbit, yes he does, he steals my award and Gollum make this movie, yes, Gollum deserve award, not hairy lump".
In the ensuing pursuit, the creature paused only to tell Keisha Castle-Hughes how much "we loves you in the Whale Rider, yes we do, yes, we loves the whale too, can we gets whale's phone number?" before scaling a giant Oscar statue where it sat, stroking Jackson's award in an odd and unsettling way.
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Posted by Ithildin at March 3, 2004 6:19 PM | PROCURE FINE OLD WORLD ABSINTHE