September 24, 2003
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Bond Girl Minister Hits Catwalk For The Clergy
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Posted by Ithildin at September 24, 2003 5:32 PM | PROCURE FINE OLD WORLD ABSINTHE
LONDON (Reuters),
Honor Blackman, who played Pussy Galore in the James Bond flick, Goldfinger, fell to her knees on a catwalk after learning she easily defeated Tony Blair to become Britain's new Prime Minister.
"I knew I had the qualifications to become PM, because most of my life I have been two-thirds the way there." When asked what she meant by that, "Can you not tell? I am an adult woman who has had to live with PMS. Running a country should be nothing." She went on to say, "Even though I knew I was qualified, I have to thank the Church of England for praying for me."
Yes, Pussy Galore, they have been preying for you.
Posted by: ...a moment with Easycure at September 25, 2003 7:27 AM
In other news, the Minister of Bond Villains filed a protest on behalf of abused catwalks.
Posted by: LeeAnn at September 25, 2003 6:53 AM"Catwalks should have the same rights and privileges of any other form of animal locomotion" he noted while polishing his shiny derby. "They should be allowed to exist without being slapped around."
The clergy denied any and all involvement and returned to the usual agenda of rogering choirboys in the cloakroom.
Film at eleven!