Absinthe & Cookies (a bit bitter, a bit sweet)

Bwahahahahaha!

Steve H. has fired up the Fict-U-Lizer again, and paid a visit to Saddam, Uday, and the remnants of Qusay Hussein in prison, where they share a cell with Martha Stewart. You shouldn't need an excerpt to whet your apetite, but here's one anyway:

Warden: [sitting] You wanted to meet with me. What seems to be the problem?

Uday: You not Mama. Mama in Paris with fake I.D., buying plus-size Chanel.

Now go read.

Posted by at June 10, 2003 11:04 AM | PROCURE FINE OLD WORLD ABSINTHE