February 24, 2003

Monday Funny

This was forwarded to me in email today. It may be one of those things everyone has already seen, but I thought it was cute, so I'm passing it on. (Especially as Gary has made me an honorary Texan!)

Here's how to tell if you're a liberal, conservative, or a Texan:

Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around
the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand
is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he
reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Liberal Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man
look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring
him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the
kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible he'd be
happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he
just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could
my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I
need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a
conclusion.

Conservative Answer:

BANG!

Texan's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds of clip being ejected and fresh clip installed)

Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"

Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!"

Posted by Ithildin at February 24, 2003 5:08 PM | PROCURE FINE OLD WORLD ABSINTHE

ROTFL!

Oh my gosh... that was great!!!

I may have to be evil and pass it on to the liberal pharmacist here at work and see his reaction...

Posted by: Ninjababe at February 25, 2003 5:19 PM